How to Publicise

Here's my friend's take on publicising my blog. This should carry sufficient WARNING and CAUTION signs but does not, so I thought I'd add them for you:

CAUTION: Proceed at your own risk. You may be exposed to a brisk amount of flamboyance and/or noxious vapours, leading to violent spasms, plus shrieks from those allergic to a mixture of cashew nut essence, thyme, and sense of humour.

(And I do like to put a comma before my 'and', unlike whatever they say in school.)

Okay, enough drama. Without further ado:

Halt! Turbulence Ahead is truly a magnificently amazing blog. And we're not being unrealistic here.

Infinite experiments and studies show that on average, the unconscious thinking patterns of those who have read the blog are much different -- as in, randomly organised -- from those who have not.

For example, when  a 'normal' person is in an unconscious or subconscious state, advanced brain mapping equipment shows that his thoughts run somewhat this way:

Step - nice - pentagon - sentimental - exorcist - tongue - monetary - pink - denominator - is - plausible - might - twenty nine - I - song - ... (and so on...)

Whereas, a person who has read Halt! makes much more sense. Random, but sensible and well-connected:

Maybe I want water, but my mobile phone does not ring loudly. Speculation is the key to keeping unfittingly morose. Ordinary wrist watches can well be compared to rotten, but horribly sharp teeth. (And so on...)

Therefore, if you are that inclined towards keeping fit mentally -- consciously AS WELL AS unconsciously -- keep reading Halt! Turbulence Ahead. No, really.