FAQs

'Halt! Turbulence Ahead.' It isn't even funny!

Makes you think, doesn't it?

So who are you? And why are you here?

I am hoping to land a multi-billion contract writing for a reputed publishing company. Why am I here? Good question. Who am I? Better question. Maybe this will help.

What are you going to be writing about?

The spoutings of my brain. Which means that if you expect me to cover the latest tax infringement issue or the soaring real estate prices, you will be sorely disappointed. I can only write about tetchy albino dinosaurs. Okay, I'm not that funny.

So are you going to be posting up drawings or just goopy text?

I absolutely love drawing, but there's a tiny problem: I can draw coherently as long as my physical hand (fingers, if you will) is in contact with the physical paper (pencil, perhaps). So I'm useless on Paint or PhotoShop. I am thinking of having a photography section, though.

So what do you draw on?

Paper with a pencil. And on LG Cookie's drawing pad.

What are these pictures you've been drawing then?

I draw the pictures by hand, take pictures of them, then upload them. A lot of the quality and clarity is lost during transfer.

Goodness me! *gasp* Are you unemployed?

I'm not yet of age to be unemployed. Or employed.
(EDIT: I'm well of age now.)