I have an opinion on EVERYTHING. And I mean everything under the sun. I will comment (remember I said comment and not complain) when it rains too much, when it rains too little, when there's no corruption or politics, and even when I get an overwhelming response for my blog (we haven't got to that stage yet).
So, what is my opinion of
the Internet?
It's a place for half-baked souls with no life. Except people like me, of course.
Harry Potter?
Don't ask. I will ridicule through and through.
the Lord of the Rings?
Don't ask. I will ridicule through and through.
Star Wars?
Don't ask. I will ridicule through and through and through and through.
the best book ever written?
Without a doubt, it's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
the best football player ever?
This is tough. I would go with Kenny Dalglish, with Xabi Alonso coming second. Really.
food?
Food is life. Everybody should live to eat. Then we'll finally be a part of the obese American world always dreamed of. But seriously, this is what I think of food.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
Talentless child-grabbers who only know how to sit pretty. In fact, they don't even do that well. This applies to most other actors as well, especially our Bollywood ones.
dinosaurs?
They should have started ruling the world a long time ago.
The Silence of the Lambs?
One of the best movies ever produced by mankind.
artists?
My favourite painter ever is Vincent van Gogh, if only because his work was so wacky and different.
writers?
Today's material is going to the dogs. This is a kinder way of saying that most of today's writers are utterly incompetent and talentless.
Facebook?
Blech. I wouldn't even use Facebook to publicise my blog. (Well, okay, not yet.)
myself?
I am very good at giving advice. If you don't believe me, here's this and this for proof.
my blog?
