An average day of doodling in class provides enough fuel to whip up something insanely spectacular. Here is the perfect example. I had conjured this up in school less than a year ago. And no, it was not the Biology period.
The Amoeba in Your Calf
A cry of pity from Priyanka Mehta, the spokesperson of amoebae
In this realm of steady darkness
Lies an oversized amoeba,
Yelling out in sorry distress
From the bleak walls of your tibia.
'I'm more than turgid, I'll rupture --
Plasma membrane has let me down...
Contractile vacuole -- help here;
I may not be here come sundown.'
The deprived amoeba lies thus
In your poor unassuming calf --
Getting drowned in your blood and pus,
Its thrill of life reduced by half.
This was around the time I was getting conscious of my syllables. I realised then that all my earlier poetry had no rhythm and was useless at best.
After this realisation, of course, I started producing better poems, like The Ballad of Semmerwater: The Parody and The Brief Courtship of Two Islands (titles still subject to change), both much longer and more rhythmic than The Amoeba in Your Calf.
I will post them here, of course, but all in due time...
There are few places on the internet which have the power to make me go through those ridiculous "Type the following characters please (this to verify that you are not a malicious computer program and/or drunk)" text-fields.
ReplyDeleteYour blog is one of them.
I am torn between writing a simple 'Thank you' and giving a nice smart professional reply on the lines of 'Well, the application's purpose is negated then.'
ReplyDeleteWell, thank you. ;)
Well, at least (unlike Soumitra), I'm no computer/drunkard.
ReplyDeleteAh, Sirius. What I meant was even if we have this wonderful encryption detail, there can never be a complete spam-less set of comments for the average (but famous) blogger. ;)
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, the ':D' was good enough. ;)
Thank you. :)
PS: Your mentioning you aren't a bot and/or drunkard raises quite a bit of suspicion. ;)