June 4, 2011

5 Annoying Things Worth Doing Intentionally Just to Infuriate People

Yes, the answer to everyone's deepest question is here. These are fairly easy to execute and are the perfect consequence of raised spirits. What's more, they may well be normal everyday scenarios, so you won't have to go out of your way to do them.


#1  A SMack

Taking a scarily long time to finalise the order at the front of a self-service booth line.



# 2  Trial Sentence

Keep on trying clothes, harrying both the waiting crowd and shop assistants, and never coming out of the trial room, finally buying nothing at all.




# 3  Bludgeons and Blabber

Distracting keynote speaker with unrelated tripe. Of course, it's better to be in the back rows and have a loud voice.



# 4  Keep the Change

Fiddle for change at the front of the line. Enough said.



# 5  Esca-late-or

Taking your time to step onto the escalator when you know there are scores behind you waiting for lunch.




It will need (almost) no practise too.


(PS: My first post using a scanner. Just saying.)


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