No, by 'follow me' I don't mean for you to follow my path of laziness. I mean for you to follow my blog. You see, I want to be a writer, and a supermarvellousamazing one at that. I don't want to be a ruddy journalist, or work in advertising, or be a news reporter. I want the real deal (yes, you may say I'm a dreamer).
For that, I need to be famous on the Internet. Okay, okay. I know it's as far-fetched as the idea of someone idolising George Bush. (It may be easier to revere a plank of wood.) But I need a decent bit of followers.
However, you only need follow if:
a) You visit the blog often and seem to like it, or
b) You visit the blog often and don't understand a thing, which well means I'm smarter than you by a long shot, or
c) You visit the blog often and think I'm absolutely bonkers.
There you go.
And now, as reward, I give you:
And now, as reward, I give you:
Lentil cappucino.
Ugh.
hey...
ReplyDeleteit's top class!
when's your first book being published?
i'm surprised you don't have many followers!
never thought even girls have a sense of humour ;) (sorry!)
and yeah!
ReplyDeletethe new subheading's catchy!
this is one of the few GOOD blogs dedicatef to humour i've seen :)
how old are you?
Book? I wish. :D
ReplyDeleteThat's the issue, mainly; even though people read the blog, it will take some prodding to get more followers.
Thank you. :)
Old? Not much. Still in college, though I doubt the posts convey that. :D